...Did I do last night?

9:54 am Shit, I wanted to text you that I’m not a virgin anymore, but sent the message to my dad, I AM DEAD!
10:05 am Oh my god!!!!!! Find some excuse, tell him it was a dare or something like that, you now, a game or something... shit, turn your phone off next time you’re drunk!
10:43 am Yeah, I guess that would’ve been an alternative. But I already flushed his SIM card down the toilet!!
#85 08/31/2011 Had a good night?


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