WhatTheText

...Did I do last night?

2:12 am Hey...a guy that cums after 2 minutes sucks, but a guy who takes 3 hours is also shitty... and the guy I picked up tonight lasted an eternity, probably about 5 hours!! fml
2:14 am You should’ve come by and slept with me instead!!!
2:20 am Ehm, actually I just wanted to let you know that you’re not the only loser I’ve had sex with :) good night
#81 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
Delaware
4:13 am Still awake? I just went to the bathroom and saw an unusually large cockroach, we should definitely do some thorough cleaning asap!
4:17 am I hear they pay a shitload of money for those things in Asia. Those cockroaches could boost our income nicely – don’t kill it!
4:23 am You’re right, forget cleaning. First thing tomorrow morning we’re setting up traps!
#80 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
Ohio
12:08 pm What did you tell my Mom at 3:30 in the middle of the night? She’s friggin pissed off!
12:10 pm Come over to your sister’s room and I’ll tell you.
12:11 pm Dude I didn't come home last night. Mom said she had asked you if I knew you were sleeping in my room. Apparently you said “No, I’m fucking his sister!“
#79 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
Maine
7:23 am Damn, I lost my house key! What should I do?
8:12 am Wait for the Butler to open the door.
#78 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
New Jersey
2:21 am Please tell me you didn’t take that bitch back home with you??
2:27 am What's your problem? She’s not exactly pretty, I know...
2:32 am Dude not only is she not pretty, she could actually be featured on Animal Planet!
#77 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
California
4:23 am A*** I love you! Should I come by?
4:38 am Fuckin asshole! I am N*****, wrong number!
5:01 am Whatever. I love you too!!!
#76 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
Pennsylvania
1:32 am Hey, cn I come visit you and fck?
1:39 am Hello Michael, this is your Mom! Wrong number? What are you trying to say?
#75 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
California
1:08 am hey mom can you pikc me up pleas
1:10 am Do you know what time it is? You were supposed to be home by 12 with Marc!
1:17 am marc is here too cn you plase get me but i left the prty dont knwo where we are
#74 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
Australia
10:57 am You could’ve warned me yesterday when I took her home, I now have to get rid of this trash in my bed.
11:05 am I tried to, but you told us you already paid her.
11:08 am Damn I’m so fucking hung-over.
#73 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
Missouri
2:41 am Honey, I can’t fall asleep. :(
2:42 am Neither can I.
2:45 am You can’t either? How come?
2:47 am You keep sending me texts
#72 08/14/2011 Had a good night?
Tennessee